F*ck leaving the seat down!
I have to say that a number of things piss me off. Some would include chewing w/ mouth open, talking to the tv while watching it, saying brother after every sentence, and not using turning lanes to slow down before turning. These are great examples of what annoys me but let me tell you of something recently that spurred the thought of creating an annoyances part of this blog.
I’ll begin with the misconception that women need to train men to put the seat down after taking a piss. Why the fuck do we even need to do that? Is it because women don’t look down before they sit? I always wipe off the seat before sitting but that’s just me. I think the whole issue is just another way women can bitch at men for not having everything their way. Its a form of control and they need to get their priorities straight when picking their battles. I’ve heard all the counter argument from women but the fact remains that unless their is a house pet to be concerned with, the toilet seat isn’t even an issue.
But with all the seat in mind, i think women forget what they’ve been doing while in the bathroom in the first place. I should say that multiple times I’ve experienced the wonderful site of terror after looking in while lifting the seat to take a piss. What is this monstrocity? I never want to see what remains especially after letting it stew for an afternoon. So why is it a problem to look down and realize that the sit is up, but it’s not an issue to NOT FLUSH.
So what is the middle ground? Leaving the lid down could help the site problem but not the smell. I think the seat up doesn’t cause any harm unless you have a doddler or a poodle. So is it ok for the man to allow such forms of control just to let his women be happy? Should we allow people to get angry without a just cause?
More of these annoyance rants to come!
Jonathan
